So, here are some funny things Carson has said this week...
1. (carson) Mom, what is coming out of that boob?
(me) It is milk.
(carson) so, does orange juice come out of the other boob and does it mix all together in your belly and make milk and orange juice? I think maybe you should drink chocolate milk!

2. we were watching the Biggest Loser last night...
(carson) Mom, I think you still have a baby in your belly. You should go on the Biggest Loser and Daddy can babysit me.
(john) laughing...laughing and laughing
(me) crying. {not really, but if I could have mustered up some tears I would have just to make them both feel bad}

3. I had to wear the hospital underwear for a few days...
(carson) Mom, those are cute underwear!